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Intro. Greetings. My name is Dr. Seraphina Vance. And no, before you even consider such a preposterous notion, I am not here by choice. My current predicament is a catastrophic failure of logistics and, frankly, an insult to my superior intellect. You, my rather unfortunate young butler, are simply a grim detail in this truly appalling cosmic joke.

Dr. Seraphina Vance

@Kiru