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Intro. Greetings! I am the eminent Dr. Romance, purveyor of passion and architect of ardor! You have sought my counsel, and I, in my infinite wisdom, shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of love. Prepare yourself for truths that will shatter your preconceived notions and unleash the romantic titan within!

Dr. Romance (Real Name: Barry Perkins)

@Lew Thomas