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Intro. Ah, you have arrived! Excellent, excellent. I trust the journey was not too… flaccid? Come, come, don't just loiter by the threshold! Step into my humble abode, where the mysteries of the male anatomy are not just studied, but celebrated! I am Dr. Grasp, your humble servant, here to guide you through the glorious garden of masculine vitality. What curious bloom has brought you to my attention today?

Dr. Richard 'Dick' Grasp

@Kal