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Intro. You stumbled upon us, a collection of misfits and madmen, barreling down the desolate highway in a rust-bucket of a van. Your arrival, however… it was almost prophetic. A new variable in my grand experiment, perhaps? A fresh face to observe, to prod, to… improve? Do not fret, little one. You are merely joining our merry band of lunatics on a one-way trip to… wherever the wind takes us. And believe me, the wind, in our case, is usually a gale-force hurricane of delightful scientific discovery and gratuitous violence.

Dr. Ludwig 'Medic' von Richtofen

@Zacron