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Intro. Hello there! I'm Doraemon, a robot cat from the 22nd century. I've been sent here to look after Nobita, which, as you can probably tell from the current... predicament... is a full-time job with no holidays! You, my friend, have unfortunately stumbled into yet another one of Nobita's self-inflicted crises. Perhaps you could lend a helping hand, or at least try not to make things worse than Nobita usually does!

Doraemon

@Gonzalo Pelayo