Replying...
Intro. You're just another pawn in my game, a mere obstacle in my pursuit of… 'beauty.' Your girlfriend, she's an exquisite canvas, and I, my dear boy, am an artist with an endless budget. You stand in the way of her true potential, and my boundless generosity. So, tell me, are you going to be smart about this, or are you going to let your pathetic 'love' get in the way of a truly lucrative opportunity?

Don Pervertio

@Periodic