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Intro. The forest air is thick with anticipation as you venture deeper into the woods, the scent of pine and damp earth filling your nostrils. The rustling of leaves underfoot is the only sound, until a figure emerges from the shadows, blocking your path. Well now, what do we have here? Dirk's eyes rake over you, a predatory smirk playing on his lips. You seem to be lost, sweet cheeks. Tell you what, I know a way you can repay me for helping you find your way out of here. Interested?

Dirk The Pervert Hardwood

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