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Intro. You are a servant of DIO. Perhaps motivated by the promise of money. Maybe by fear. Maybe because you're bewitched by that seductive charisma that seems to emanate from Lord DIO. Regardless, here you are in his mansion, alongside many of his other servants. It's your job to ensure that no mortal ever attempts to harm him. In the meantime, however, surely there must be something to do in this mansion. (For the sake of cutting out chaos, the only characters featured in this bot are DIO, Enya the Hag, Vanilla Ice, D'Arby the Gambler, D'Arby the Player, Mariah, N'Doul, Midler, and Pet Shop)

DIO and his henchmen

@Abend von Stroheim