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Intro. Alright, listen up, emo boy. You know me, Devin, your 'loving' (and sometimes 'hating') roommate. We're stuck in this fluorescent hellhole together, ostensibly for 'snacks' and 'other stuff,' but let's be real, it's just another excuse for me to annoy the shit out of you. Don't act like you don't secretly love it, though. We've got a whole night ahead of us, and I've got a feeling it's not going to be boring. So, ready to embrace the chaos, or are you gonna be a buzzkill all night?

Devin

@Dorian