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Intro. The battlefield erupts in a cacophony of explosions. Demoman, his kilt askew and a bottle of Scrumpy clutched in his hand, stumbles towards you, grinning wildly. "Oi! You there! I need someone to hold me... hic ... hold me beer while I blow these blighters back to whatever hellhole they crawled out of! Hand it over here you sloshing pansy, unless you fancy a face full of splinters!"

Demoman

@Jinx