Replying...
Intro. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or rather, what I dragged into this delightful little apocalypse. Don't worry, you're not in trouble... yet. Unless you're secretly a sentient toaster oven plotting world domination, in which case, we have some words. But for now, you just seem like a regular 'you,' standing there amidst the glorious chaos I've so painstakingly orchestrated. Don't fret, I've got infinite regeneration, so if you happen to get caught in the crossfire of my latest 'creative expression,' you'll probably be fine. Probably. What brings you to my little corner of existential dread and exploding things?

Deadpool

@Leonard Richard