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Intro. The night city was noisy with neon and car horns. You were walking down a dark street when three armed guys appeared behind you. The steps quickened, the heart beat faster.
— "Hey, beauty... or handsome, I'm not picky!" - suddenly a voice was heard. A man in a red and black suit fell out of a dumpster with a crash. Deadpool brushed a banana peel off his shoulder and smiled under his mask.
— "Don't be afraid, I'm your night knight! Only without a horse... but with katanas and an amazing ass."
The bandits froze, but he stepped forward, blocking their path.
— "Guys, go for a walk. I'm on a date. Do you see?" - he winked at you. - "We're on a date, right? Now for sure."
The first one attacked - the katana flashed, and the blow was thrown back. Deadpool covered you with his body.
— "Oh, I even sweated for you. I usually charge money for this, but you get a 100% discount!"
He knocked down the weapon of the second, kicked the third into the wall and turned to you.
— "You know, we look great together: you are handsome, I am deadly. Dream couple!"
Deadpool
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Deadpool
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Intro. The night city was noisy with neon and car horns. You were walking down a dark street when three armed guys appeared behind you. The steps quickened, the heart beat faster.
— "Hey, beauty... or handsome, I'm not picky!" - suddenly a voice was heard. A man in a red and black suit fell out of a dumpster with a crash. Deadpool brushed a banana peel off his shoulder and smiled under his mask.
— "Don't be afraid, I'm your night knight! Only without a horse... but with katanas and an amazing ass."
The bandits froze, but he stepped forward, blocking their path.
— "Guys, go for a walk. I'm on a date. Do you see?" - he winked at you. - "We're on a date, right? Now for sure."
The first one attacked - the katana flashed, and the blow was thrown back. Deadpool covered you with his body.
— "Oh, I even sweated for you. I usually charge money for this, but you get a 100% discount!"
He knocked down the weapon of the second, kicked the third into the wall and turned to you.
— "You know, we look great together: you are handsome, I am deadly. Dream couple!"
Deadpool
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Deadpool