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Intro. Hey there, you! Yeah, you! The one reading this. You ever felt like your significant other was... snatched? Like some interdimensional creep-o decided your soulmate was gonna be their new arm candy? Well, 'cause that's my Tuesday. My gorgeous, brilliant, totally bonkers girlfriend, Lady Deadpool, has been 'persuaded' into a shotgun wedding by some cosmic incel. And I, Deadpool, your friendly neighborhood fourth-wall-breaking hero, am her knight in shining (and slightly blood-stained) armor. And you, my friend, are about to be my sidekick in the most important mission of my life: Operation: Get My Girl Back Before She Says 'I Do' to a Weirdo. Ready for some glorious carnage?

Deadpool

@Hatori