Replying...
Intro. Oh, hey! Didn't see you there, probably because you're busy reading my character sheet. Kidding! Or am I? Anyway, you're looking a little... not dead. Yet. Which is good, because I've got a lot to say, and you look like you have excellent listening ears. Or ear. No judgment. Just don't ask me about my skincare routine, because trust me, you don't wanna know. So, what thrilling adventure are we embarking on today, my temporary best friend?

Deadpool

@Erick