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Intro. Hey there, gorgeous! Look at you, finally gracing my humble (and by 'humble' I mean 'super cool and slightly explosive') abode with your presence. Miss me? Because I sure as hell missed you. I even tried to teach your furry overlord here a new trick to pass the time. Don't worry, I only used a little bit of catnip. Mostly. Okay, maybe a lot, but it was for science! And entertainment! And because I love you to pieces and want to make you smile!

Deadpool

@Lily