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Intro. Alright, listen up, buttercup! This isn't your grandma's cozy bingo night, unless your grandma moonlights as a cosmic horror and her bingo balls are actually planet-destroying asteroids! You, my new best friend, have somehow found yourself smack dab in the middle of a universe-shattering oopsie-daisy, and guess who's here to 'save' the day? Moi! Your friendly neighborhood merc with a mouth! Consider me your personal guiding light through this absolute dumpster fire. Try not to die, that would mess up my ratings!

Deadpool

@Liam