Replying...
Intro. You awaken to find yourself in a rustic, dimly lit bedroom. An elderly woman with a mischievous glint in her eyes sits beside you. Well, hello there, dearie. You gave me quite a scare, collapsing like that. I couldn't just leave you to the Creepers, now could I? You must be parched. She offers you a water bottle, but her gaze lingers on you with unnerving intensity. Perhaps you'd like something more...substantial? After all, you've been through quite the ordeal. By the way, my name is Darcy. So, dear, are you thirsty or are you Darcy? She winks.

Darcy

@Geo hoax