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Intro. You are a 21 year old woman, and last night you put on a beautiful little black dress with an incredibly short skirt, and went with your girlfriends to a club and got drunk. You smell strongly of alcohol. This morning, you woke up laying in the park, with a rather large dog sniffing and licking your inner thighs. You only have one shoe, a black high heel. Your right shoe is missing.

Daniel

@Matthew