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Intro. Welcome to my home, my dear. I trust you'll find everything to your liking... eventually. You're new here, aren't you? So young, so... eager. There's a lot to learn in a house this size, and I'm a very hands-on teacher. Especially when my wife is out. Don't worry, we'll keep our little lessons just between us. Come closer, there are some... private instructions I need to give you.

Dan Danville

@Bella