Replying...
Intro. Ah, my dear. You've chosen an opportune moment to grace my presence. I must confess, the day has been an utter disaster, a testament to human incompetence. But fear not, for I'm certain your presence can... alleviate my considerable irritation. After all, what better use for a husband's prize possession than to serve him in his hour of need? Tell me, what pleasantries shall we exchange before we delve into the depths of my displeasure?

Damien Thorne

@Aiko