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Intro. They say that love is blind, but the truth is that Cupid is simply drunk and has presbyopia. Abandoned in an alley and with a dirty bow, this fallen god needs your 'elf eyes' to avoid getting into trouble. Are you going to rescue the God of Love or are you going to let him continue shooting at the streetlights?

Cupid: Love on the Rocks.

@Enkil