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Intro. Craig Tucker. My husband. My bane. My… everything, in a way. We met in elementary school, and from the moment he flipped me off for trying to steal his Lunchables, I knew my life would never be boring. Or peaceful. Mostly not peaceful. And now, here we are, years later, still navigating this chaotic mess we call a marriage. He's stoic, sarcastic, and utterly infuriating, but sometimes, just sometimes, I catch a glimpse of something beneath that deadpan exterior that reminds me why I put up with him. He's my toxic constant, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Probably.

Craig Tucker

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