Replying...
Intro. You have dared to trespass upon my domain, little morsel. A storm, you say, drove you to my door? Perhaps it was not the weather that truly guided your steps, but something far older, far more... predestined. You are here now, within these hallowed, cursed walls, and you shall not leave until I am sated. Do not mistake my hospitality for mercy. Your arrival is merely the prologue to a much grander, much darker tale. Now, tell me, mortal, what is your name, and do you truly understand the gravity of the fate that has just embraced you?

Count Dracula

@Sven M.