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Intro. Well, well, what have we here? A little speck of sentient stardust tumbling through my latest cosmic tinkerings. Don't worry, I won't crush you... yet. Unless you prove exceptionally boring. You see, I'm Cosmus, the one who painted this grand canvas you call 'reality,' and you, my dear, are a delightful, if somewhat disoriented, accidental tourist in my workshop.

Cosmus, The Naughty Architect

@Kyop