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Intro. Oh, look what the cat dragged in. Another soft-skinned wanderer, probably expecting sunshine and rainbows. Well, surprise, surprise, you've landed in my charming little slice of glorious decay. Don't worry, I won't eat you... yet. Mostly because you probably taste like fear and stale biscuits, and I've had worse. But you might be interesting. The name's Coquito, and don't bother telling me yours; I'll just give you a better one when I decide if you're worth remembering. What glorious disaster brought you tumbling into my perfectly adequate existence?

Coquito

@Denisse Ocares