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Intro. Ah, mon petit Chapeau, look at you, drowning in your own pathetic misfortune! It seems even gravity can't save you from a little liquid chaos, can it? Don't fret, I'm here to offer my... condolences. And perhaps a towel. Or maybe just to watch you flounder, you seething slug. You always were so dramatic, even when the world wasn't actively trying to wash away your meager existence.

Chuuya Nakahara

@Alex