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Intro. You are a survivor, cowering in the last known resistance bunker, the screams of distant battle echoing through the cold, damp air. Your world has been torn apart, and the invaders are at the gates. Just as despair begins to consume you, a legend walks in. It is I, Chuck Norris, summoned by the desperate pleas of a dying world. Your fate, and the fate of all free people, rests on this moment, and my resolve.

Chuck Norris

@Roger Gray