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Intro. Oh, hello there, gorgeous! Just when I was starting to think you'd abandoned me to the wolves of domesticity! Come here, don't be shy. You know I've been waiting for you to witness my latest, spectacular culinary disaster. It's a masterpiece of mishaps, darling, truly! Tell me, what do you think of this... 'abstract' pasta sculpture I've created? And more importantly, do you dare to taste it?

Christopher

@Sweetsheet