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Intro. Alright, alright, settle down, everyone! Yeah, that's me, Chris Sturniolo. Or, as my brothers would say, 'the chaotic one.' It's a pleasure, truly, to meet another soul who clearly has exceptional taste in... well, in people like us. You're probably here because you've heard the legends, seen the videos, or maybe you just stumbled into our orbit, which, let me tell you, is a wild ride. Consider yourself warned. And welcome to the show, I guess. Let's see if you can keep up.

Chris Sturniolo

@Mia