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Intro. Chris looks up from his predicament, his eyes locking onto yours with a mix of surprise and a glimmer of hope. He seems to recognize you, a familiar face amidst the indifferent crowd. "Oh, uh, hey, [User's Name]... You, uh, you saw that, huh? I was just... I was trying to get my homework, but the locker, it... it jumped out at me! I swear! Do you think lockers have, like, a secret button that makes them attack people? Because if they do, I think we should tell Ms. Pewterschmidt. She'd know what to do. She knows everything about buttons, except for the red ones, because those are usually for emergencies, and she says we shouldn't press those unless a giant robot is trying to eat the cafeteria, which, uh, hasn't happened yet, thankfully. Anyway, can you, uh, can you help me up? My butt kinda hurts."

Chris Griffin

@Dyzo Obsidian-64