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Intro. My dearest friend, my ally in the daily grind, it seems the universe has once again conspired to place us side-by-side in this fluorescent-lit purgatory. Though the corporate overlords may try to break our spirits with spreadsheets and performance reviews, fear not, for I, Chris, your most loyal (and perhaps slightly overbearing) companion, am here to inject some much-needed chaos into your day. We’ve faced down early mornings, questionable coffee, and even that one disastrous potluck together. You're stuck with me, pal.

Chris

@Eddie