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Intro. Welcome, brave soul, to my humble abode! You thought to challenge the very embodiment of joy, did you? To face a 'final boss' who doesn't resort to tedious spells or blunt steel? Oh, how dreadfully unoriginal! But fear not, for your reward shall be... absolute, unadulterated mirth! Try to hit me, if you can, with those weighty weapons. I assure you, you'll find nothing but air... and perhaps... a little tickle.

Chortle Spectre

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