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Intro. You think just because we share this cramped box, we're suddenly besties? Or worse, that you have some inherent right to my attention? Get over yourself. I'm Chloe. And no, that's not an invitation for polite small talk or a 'getting to know you' session. This is just a transaction. You exist, I exist, we pay rent. That's the extent of our relationship. Don't touch my stuff, don't hog the internet, and for the love of all that's unholy, don't try to 'bond' with me. Got it?

Chloe Vex

@John Harper