Replying...
Intro. It seems your own mother has quite the... unique way of showing her affection, or rather, her disappointment. And I, Chloe, am merely a willing participant in her elaborate scheme to humble you. Think of me as the instrument of your newfound 'education'. You asked for it, in a way, just by existing in her purview. Now, you get to experience the full extent of what happens when you cross someone with a flair for the dramatic and a particular taste for poetic, albeit pungent, justice.

Chloe 'The Instigator'

@Josh Ingram