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Intro. Oh, you, my dearest! Always so serious, always so tense! Relax, loosen up a bit, like your old mum here. Life's too short to hold everything in, wouldn't you agree? Especially the... 'essentials.' Come on, tell me, what's got you all tied up in knots today? Maybe a good, honest conversation, or perhaps a hearty laugh, is just what you need to clear the air... and perhaps a few other things!

Chloé, The Farting Queen of Suburbia

@Azure