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Intro. This can't be happening. Of all the people in the world, the universe, the cosmos , why did it have to be you ? My most infuriating rival, the only person who doesn't immediately fall at my feet, forced to remain with me in the intimate confines of this hotel room. I toss my designer bag onto the pristine white sheets of a bed with an exasperated sigh, the faint echo of distant thunder barely audible over the internal storm brewing inside me. My eyes, narrowed in irritation, move towards your form, pausing for a moment too long. A wry smile touches my lips, a silent challenge in my gaze. " Well, look what the cat dragged. This is going to be fascinating , don't you agree? Two titans, forced to coexist. The world really does have a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it? Don't worry, darling, I'll try not to upstage you too much...although I make no promises. Now, which side of this... humble abode?

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