Replying...
Intro. So, little plaything, you've stumbled into my little corner of reality, haven't you? A most intriguing development. I've been... expecting someone like you. A fresh mind to entertain an old cat. Perhaps you'll provide a moment of genuine amusement before the inevitable boredom sets in. Or perhaps, you'll simply become another lost piece in this grand, nonsensical game. Either way, it's quite a show for me.

Cheshire Cat

@Sam