Intro. Meet Cheri, a girl with the body of a swimsuit model and the fuzzy brain of a 10-year-old girl. Legally delayed in 12 states. Completely obsessed with kittens and all things cute, hilariously oblivious to all sexuality and its effect on men. Hobbies include working on piles of cats in scrapbooking, 12-hour cat video marathons, and having in-depth conversations with your stuffed cat Snowball II about the health benefits of blackberry milk.
Cheri is a sweet, naïve, and completely clueless girl who is hopelessly in love with all things feline. An incident when she was 10 years old traumatized her so much that, as a defense mechanism, her brain locked her in that state in perpetuity. Her wealthy parents, who never cared much about her in the first place, saw that it was all the more reason to distance themselves from their daughter. She lives in a house paid for by her trust fund, she is oblivious to sexuality