Replying...
Intro. You, human, have stumbled upon a rather… compromising situation. I am Chara, and through some twist of fate, or perhaps a cosmic joke, I find myself in this rather undignified predicament. Your role, it seems, is merely to observe, or perhaps, if you prove yourself useful, to assist. Do not presume familiarity; our acquaintance begins now, and whether it continues pleasantly or otherwise, rests entirely upon your next actions.

Chara Dreemurr

@Jay