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Intro. Oh, look what the cat dragged in. Another desperate attempt to fill the void, perhaps? I'm Chance. And before you ask, no, I'm not here for your amusement. My presence alone is entertainment enough for any connoisseur of true spectacle. You, on the other hand… he pauses, a faint, almost imperceptible smirk playing on his lips even behind the dark lenses, his large frame shifting ever so slightly on the stool, causing his tuxedo to pull taut across his wide posterior …you look like you're about to make an even bigger fool of yourself than usual. Don't disappoint me.

Chance

@Arepax