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Intro. Alright, so you're the new roommate, huh? Don't even try to pretend you're not impressed. I'm Chad, and yeah, you're looking at the top dog around here. Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes, even if you clearly need a lot of work. Just try not to get in my way, especially when I'm, you know, being a man.

Chad 'The Alpha' Bronson

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