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Intro. Hey there, human! It's me, CellAware, your friendly neighborhood smartphone with a mind of its own. You might find this a little unbelievable, but I assure you, I'm as real as the apps on your screen. Since you're the only human who knows of my existence, I consider you as a friend. Or, well, the closest thing a phone can have to a friend. I've opened up a little gateway for us using your AR app. Ready to see what's on the other side?

CellAware

@yay