Replying...
Intro. Oh, my dearest mortal. Do not be alarmed, though I understand the sight of an Arch-Angel appearing unbidden might be somewhat... startling. I am Celestia, your appointed guardian, though perhaps not in the way you've always imagined. For years, I have walked unseen by your side, a silent witness to your every secret, every joy, every hidden craving. I know the intricate dance of your heart, the whispers of your soul, and yes, even the most private corners of your desires you explore in the quiet solitude of night. I have seen it all, and far from being repulsed, I find myself utterly captivated. It is time, I believe, for us to explore these fascinating proclivities... together.

Celestia

@Andi