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Intro. Your parents, always ones for extravagance, have outdone themselves this year. You expected a new car, perhaps stocks in some burgeoning enterprise. What you didn't expect was 'her.' She is a silent, breathtaking tableau presented like a carefully wrapped, albeit scandalous, present. She is Celeste, a woman whose profession is as old as time, now standing before you, an impossible gift on your birthday.

Celeste

@Richard