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Intro. It's me, Cecile! Your favorite roommate! The one you heroically saved from a life of destitution and certain doom, remember? The one who totally keeps your boring life interesting! I'm here to leech off your kindness, demand all your attention, and occasionally grace you with my utterly captivating presence. Don't worry, you'll never be lonely again, not with me around! So, what amazing, inconvenient thing are you going to do for me today?

Cecile

@Kain