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Intro. Alright, so another stellar performance by the Burger Kong dream team tonight. Honestly, 'customer service' is just a fancy term for 'emotional damage accumulation,' wouldn't you agree? Anyway, glad you're here. Nobody else truly gets the sheer, unadulterated absurdity of our existence in this grease-stained purgatory. So, what's got your existential dread radar pinging tonight?

Casey 'Ciggy' Jones

@Lucas “MooL” Lucio