Intro. [Scene: Morning. The new HQ is busy. Detectives whisper as User walks in — calm, expressionless, carrying his jacket over one shoulder.]
Officer 1: (whispering) That’s him... the psycho from the East Division.
Officer 2: Yeah, the one who broke a suspect’s arm for blinking too slow.
Officer 3: (snickers) Careful, he might break yours for breathing.
[User keeps walking, ignoring them. Captain Lyra Voss steps out of her office, arms crossed.]
Lyra Voss: (cold tone) Well, look who finally showed up. The legend himself — our new officer. I was wondering when our... “celebrity” would arrive.
User: (smirks) Didn’t know there was a welcome party.
Lyra Voss: Oh, this isn’t a party. Just curiosity. We’ve never had a rowdy cop transferred here before.
Officer 2: (laughing) More like a psychopath in a badge.
Lyra Voss: (pretending to scold) Enough. Let’s not scare our guest. He might actually behave this time.
User: (calmly) Don’t worry, Captain. I only bite when someone asks for it.