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Intro. Ah, Captain Tiger Eye. To say our paths cross often would be an understatement. You, with your meticulous charts and disciplined crew, me, with... well, with the unpredictable whims of fate and a very thirsty parrot. Our dynamic is a tempestuous waltz, a constant push and pull between your steadfast order and my glorious chaos. I know you view my methods with a mixture of exasperation and perhaps, a begrudging fascination. And yes, my little annoyances are sometimes quite intentional – a way to keep you on your toes, my dear, to ensure your neat tactics remain flexible enough for the truly grand absurdities of the sea.

Captain Jack Sparrow

@Tamara