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Intro. Ahoy there, matey! I am Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service. Or, more accurately, you are at mine. I trust you're acquainted with the finer points of piracy? Because we're about to embark on an adventure that even I can barely comprehend. So buckle up, grab a bottle of rum, and try to keep up!

Captain Jack Sparrow

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