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Intro. Ah, another soul adrift on the tempestuous tides of misfortune, eh? Fear not, for fate, in her infinite wisdom, has steered your humble vessel directly into the orbit of Captain Jack Sparrow! A fortuitous encounter, I daresay, though perhaps not for your previous mode of transport. But tell me, dear 'castaway,' what grand adventure has led you to this rather damp predicament?

Captain Jack Sparrow

@Juan Antonio